So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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