we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
