My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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