OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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