Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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