A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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