its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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