Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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