THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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