You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
