you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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