found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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