He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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