can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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