so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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