I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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