On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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