idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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