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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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