you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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