Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
