Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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