He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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