hotel room ftw
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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