He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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