Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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