what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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