why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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