I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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