I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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