Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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