okay pat passed out under dana's car
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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