Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
