I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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