you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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