I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dear god my vagina.
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