And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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