Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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