all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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