I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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