can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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