Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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