What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize
