Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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