You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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