Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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