Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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