On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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