Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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