Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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