lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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