Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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