I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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