then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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