Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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