We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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