these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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