youre lurking in front of me
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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